Can I have the berry straw?
Lily, 33 months
(talking about a candy-cane)
Vaginas are for the bath and penises are for the shower.
Lily, 33 months
(not sure where she got this from)
I have to wash my hands because they have dirty vagina on them!
Lily, 33 months
(after being told to wash her hands since she stuck them in her pants)
Mommy, take off those pants off; those are Daddy's!
Lily, 32 months
(telling Mommy to take off the gray sweatpants because Daddy also has gray sweatpants)
Her eyes don't work, her ears don't work, her mouth don't work...
Lily, 30 months
(referencing Helen Keller)
Elsa!!!
Nora, 13 months
(referencing Olaf from Frozen)
Kah-Kah!!!
Nora, 11 months
(her general word for anything and everything)
App-mm
Lily, 11 months
(her general word for anything and everything)
I like cheese pasta because it is cheese pasta.
Lily, 33 months
(referencing macaroni and cheese)
Babe, do you want coffee?
Lily, 33 months
(asking Daddy)
You little cracker face.
Lily, 33 months
(referring to Nora)
We have to get out of the way of it. I don't want a boo boo.
Lily, 33 months
(referring to snow plough)
Babas
Nora, 14 months
(referring to boobs)
Butt Drop
Nora, 14 months
(term used when sitting down)
I'm not sick. We can go to the park.
Lily, 33 months
(said during fever with covid)
Can I ride the kitty?
Lily, 34 months
(asking whilst attempting to sit on the cat's back)
Chee-sus Murphy
Lily, 35 months
(referring to Nora)
Uh-oh sgetio
Nora , 15 months
(trying to say uh-oh spaghettio)
Opsiesaysie
Nora, 15 months
(oopsie daisie)
Uppies
Nora, 15 months
(used both to request being picked up and when pointing to an airplane)
I'm going to go back into your belly
Lily, 34 months
(when asked if she would be a Mommy when she grows up)
One, Two, Three, Bananas!
Lily, 35 months
(counting down to blow out a candle)
I rode the bus before I was born
Lily, 35 months
(prompted after seeing a school bus go by)
Strawbabies
Nora, 16 months
(referencing strawberries)
Keemp!
Nora, 17 months
(referencing body lotion (cream))
Chicken milk!!
Nora, 18 months
(referencing chocolate milk)
Heyyyyy Baby... I like it likey
Lily, 38 months
(singing the hook from the Cardi B song)
I have a baby in my belly... it's a girl, her name is Xenah
Lily, 38 months
(referencing her friend Xenah)
'Gina
Nora, 19 months
(referencing her vagina)
Balloon chocolate
Nora, 20 months
(referencing large M&Ms)
I am a Lily Garbanzo Bean Squish
Lily, 42 months
(referencing all the nicknames Daddy gave her)
My hair looks like a popcorn
Lily, 42 months
(referencing how her hair looks when she put a metal bowl on her head like a hat)
We have to go buy some more boo-boos at the store
Nora, 24 months
(referencing the fact that the boo-boo on her leg healed and is no longer there)
Washmelon
Lily, 44 months
(referencing marshmallows)
Daddy, ur trash!
Lily, 47 months
(referencing Forky from Toy Story 4)
Tiger swing
Nora, 36 months
(referencing a tire swing)
Nora lie down and I'll play the drums on your butt
Lily, 54 months
(while in the bath)
Look! I have electricity!
Nora, 36 months
(referencing her new electric toothbrush)
Fought Prince
Lily, 58 months
(trying to say 'paw prints')
There aren't any monsters here; they are just in your dreams
Lily, 59 months
(trying to comfort her sister before bedtime)
I want space because Lily is trying marry me
Nora, 40 months
(referencing the fact that her sister was trying to "marry" her)
Mommy, one day I want to paint you
Lily, 59 months
(referencing how she wants to paint her mother)
My toe-toes are getting bigger! Soon they'll fall off and the toe fairy will come!
Nora, 41 months
(applying the concept of the tooth fairy to her toes)
It is hot outside... what the f*ck!!!
Nora, 43 months
(learned a new expression from some scoundrel at daycare)
I don't like the colours of your rainbow, but you enjoy
Nora, 43 months
(trying how to be nice when you don't like something)
I want to be a sorceress when I grow up
Lily, 64 months
(not sure where she got that)
That's a stickasaurus!
Nora, 43 months
(referencing a Stegasaurus)
It's Sunday because it's sunny outside
Nora, 44 months
(it was Saturday)
Let's do germastics
Nora, 44 months
(referencing gymnastics)
Let's do dramastics
Lily, 65 months
(referencing gymnastics)
I'm sorry to interrupt, but I would like you to meet my butt
Lily, 70 months
(barging in on Nora's storytime)